This is an open letter to the morons who saw fit to break into the clubhouse over the last couple of days - not just once but twice we believe - and proceed to trash the place, smash windows, rob us blind and generally make a mess of the building.

Perhaps one of you may read this and maybe even have the balls to explain to us what motivates morons like you to do things like this. Then again being the morons that you are - you probably either can't read or would be incapable of formulating a reply. Does it ever strike people (I use the term loosely) like you that organisations like ours do not exist for the goodness of our health - although healthy sport does help. The club is there to serve the community - a community which sadly includes you - and provide good healthy sport and companionship for people of all ages from 6 to 60 (and probably beyond in the case of some of the bowlers) - and actions such as yours make this increasingly difficult.

But, we will not be defeated, morons like you will not force us out - we have faced far greater challenges than you lot and we're still here now. Stocks will be replenished, the club will go on and we will go from strength to strength.

Perhaps the CCTV will show your faces, perhaps not - we'll soon see. In the meantime drop us a note let us know why - we dare you, have you got the bottle ??